Eyelash extensions have become a beauty staple, but they also come with their fair share of funny moments. From meme-worthy mishaps to lash-related humor, I’ve gathered 57 of the funniest eyelash extension memes and jokes for your amusement. Get ready to laugh your lashes off!

  1. “When your lashes are so long you need a designated driver for your blink.”
  2. “Eyelash extensions – because life’s too short for short lashes.”
  3. “People: Your lashes are too extra. Me: That’s the point.”
  4. “When your lashes are longer than your last relationship.”
  5. “Lash tech: How long do you want your lashes? Me: Yes.”
  6. “Trying to blink with freshly done lashes is like defusing a bomb.”
  7. “When you’re single, but your lashes are in a committed relationship with your mascara.”
  8. “Lashes so long they double as windshield wipers.”
  9. “Is it a lash appointment or a therapy session? You decide.”
  10. “When your lash tech asks what style you want, and you say, ‘Give me the ‘Billionaire’ look.'”
  11. “Blow-drying lashes: for when you want to give your hair dryer a day off.”
  12. “Lashes so fabulous, they have their own fan club.”
  13. “Blinking in slow motion to protect the investment.”
  14. “Lash extensions: the closest thing to a magic wand.”
  15. “When your lashes are on point, and you’re feeling unstoppable.”
  16. “Blinking when you have long lashes: a full-body workout.”
  17. “Waking up with perfect lashes: a real-life fairy tale.”
  18. “Lash appointment: the only date that really matters.”
  19. “The struggle is real when you can’t find sunglasses that fit over your lashes.”
  20. “Do you even lift? Yeah, I lift my lashes every day.”
  21. “When you’re having a bad day, but your lashes are having a great day.”
  22. “Lash extensions: turning ordinary lashes into extraordinary ones.”
  23. “Flossing with long lashes: a delicate art.”
  24. “When your lashes are so big, they cast a shadow.”
  25. “Blinking: the ultimate cardio for lash enthusiasts.”
  26. “Trying to take off mascara after lash extensions is like trying to erase a mistake from the past.”
  27. “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on my lash tech.”
  28. “The struggle of not being able to rub your eyes when you have lash extensions.”
  29. “When you can’t stop checking yourself out in every reflective surface because your lashes are on point.”
  30. “Lashes so fierce, they could conquer the world.”
  31. “When your lash tech asks if you’re ready for a refill, and you say, ‘I was born ready.'”
  32. “Blinking like you’re in a slow-motion movie.”
  33. “Taking selfies to show off your fabulous lashes: a daily ritual.”
  34. “Long lashes, short temper when someone touches them.”
  35. “When your lashes are your secret weapon for conquering the day.”
  36. “Getting lash extensions: the adult version of playing dress-up.”
  37. “When you can’t hide your excitement for lash appointments.”
  38. “Don’t mind me; I’m just here for the lash therapy.”
  39. “Trying to sleep comfortably with freshly done lashes is a mission impossible.”
  40. “Lash tech: Blink three times. Me: Do you want me to lift off?”
  41. “Blinking in public and feeling like a majestic unicorn.”
  42. “When your lashes are so fabulous that you’re basically living your best life.”
  43. “When someone asks if your lashes are real, and you say, ‘Real, but with a little extra flair.'”
  44. “Finding mascara in your drawer and wondering, ‘What’s this ancient artifact?'”
  45. “When you need a traffic cop for your fluttery lashes.”
  46. “Dropping a lash is like losing a tiny piece of your soul.”
  47. “Checking your bank balance and wondering if you can afford another lash refill.”
  48. “The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes.”
  49. “Having long lashes is like having built-in windshield wipers.”
  50. “When you spend more time on your lashes than your ex.”
  51. “Blinking should be an Olympic sport for lash enthusiasts.”
  52. “Lash extensions: because batting your lashes is the universal language of flirtation.”
  53. “When your lashes are so long that people think you have superpowers.”
  54. “Never trust a person with short lashes.”
  55. “Mascara wand or light saber? The world may never know.”
  56. “Every day is a good lash day.”
  57. “Lash extensions: turning mere mortals into lash legends.”

I hope these lash jokes brightened your day and brought a smile to your face. Lashes may come and go, but laughter is timeless!

– Asako 🙂

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