Eyelash extensions have become a beauty staple, but they also come with their fair share of funny moments. From meme-worthy mishaps to lash-related humor, I’ve gathered 57 of the funniest eyelash extension memes and jokes for your amusement. Get ready to laugh your lashes off!
- “When your lashes are so long you need a designated driver for your blink.”
- “Eyelash extensions – because life’s too short for short lashes.”
- “People: Your lashes are too extra. Me: That’s the point.”
- “When your lashes are longer than your last relationship.”
- “Lash tech: How long do you want your lashes? Me: Yes.”
- “Trying to blink with freshly done lashes is like defusing a bomb.”
- “When you’re single, but your lashes are in a committed relationship with your mascara.”
- “Lashes so long they double as windshield wipers.”
- “Is it a lash appointment or a therapy session? You decide.”
- “When your lash tech asks what style you want, and you say, ‘Give me the ‘Billionaire’ look.'”
- “Blow-drying lashes: for when you want to give your hair dryer a day off.”
- “Lashes so fabulous, they have their own fan club.”
- “Blinking in slow motion to protect the investment.”
- “Lash extensions: the closest thing to a magic wand.”
- “When your lashes are on point, and you’re feeling unstoppable.”
- “Blinking when you have long lashes: a full-body workout.”
- “Waking up with perfect lashes: a real-life fairy tale.”
- “Lash appointment: the only date that really matters.”
- “The struggle is real when you can’t find sunglasses that fit over your lashes.”
- “Do you even lift? Yeah, I lift my lashes every day.”
- “When you’re having a bad day, but your lashes are having a great day.”
- “Lash extensions: turning ordinary lashes into extraordinary ones.”
- “Flossing with long lashes: a delicate art.”
- “When your lashes are so big, they cast a shadow.”
- “Blinking: the ultimate cardio for lash enthusiasts.”
- “Trying to take off mascara after lash extensions is like trying to erase a mistake from the past.”
- “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on my lash tech.”
- “The struggle of not being able to rub your eyes when you have lash extensions.”
- “When you can’t stop checking yourself out in every reflective surface because your lashes are on point.”
- “Lashes so fierce, they could conquer the world.”
- “When your lash tech asks if you’re ready for a refill, and you say, ‘I was born ready.'”
- “Blinking like you’re in a slow-motion movie.”
- “Taking selfies to show off your fabulous lashes: a daily ritual.”
- “Long lashes, short temper when someone touches them.”
- “When your lashes are your secret weapon for conquering the day.”
- “Getting lash extensions: the adult version of playing dress-up.”
- “When you can’t hide your excitement for lash appointments.”
- “Don’t mind me; I’m just here for the lash therapy.”
- “Trying to sleep comfortably with freshly done lashes is a mission impossible.”
- “Lash tech: Blink three times. Me: Do you want me to lift off?”
- “Blinking in public and feeling like a majestic unicorn.”
- “When your lashes are so fabulous that you’re basically living your best life.”
- “When someone asks if your lashes are real, and you say, ‘Real, but with a little extra flair.'”
- “Finding mascara in your drawer and wondering, ‘What’s this ancient artifact?'”
- “When you need a traffic cop for your fluttery lashes.”
- “Dropping a lash is like losing a tiny piece of your soul.”
- “Checking your bank balance and wondering if you can afford another lash refill.”
- “The only drama I enjoy is in my lashes.”
- “Having long lashes is like having built-in windshield wipers.”
- “When you spend more time on your lashes than your ex.”
- “Blinking should be an Olympic sport for lash enthusiasts.”
- “Lash extensions: because batting your lashes is the universal language of flirtation.”
- “When your lashes are so long that people think you have superpowers.”
- “Never trust a person with short lashes.”
- “Mascara wand or light saber? The world may never know.”
- “Every day is a good lash day.”
- “Lash extensions: turning mere mortals into lash legends.”
I hope these lash jokes brightened your day and brought a smile to your face. Lashes may come and go, but laughter is timeless!
– Asako 🙂